It's made of Plastic, IT'S SO FANTASTIC!

            Has anyone else found the repetition of an empty two liter bottle of soda whacking against your own head strangely therapeutic? Really? Only me? I guess this is why I don’t sit at the cool kids table during lunch. I know many of you currently think I’m weird or strange, which I really am, but this article proves my quirk is not as weird as it may seem. You see, plastic has a calming effect on one’s body, proven by this, or at least a kind of medicine derived from it, so when most of you are either dead or in a lot of pain, give me a call with your address and I will makes sure to come to wherever you are and whack you upside the head with a two liter.

            Even though fungal infections can be dangerous and would be a good idea to remove them, it would be much better if it were viral infections, because anti fungus medicine already has a fairly large abundance. Viral infections on the other hand, are like zombie plagues, nobody knows how they work, and whether they are living or dead, and the only way to get rid of them is to empower the human population with enhanced powers. This analogy is like a viral infection, they invade your cells and spread, but the only way to kill them is to feed your body steroids with its “roid rage” and kill viruses.

            Fungi is pretty scary too, it can becomes like the Titanic. Wow, I am just full of fantastic analogies today. Although it seems like not much, in fact, it could be worse than one thinks. The Titanic was a giant iceberg, so by the time they were close to it, it probably was too late for them to avoid the problem, because the problem with an iceberg is that it grows in deep. So it actually seemed even worse than it was, although with a bit of prior planning, it could have been easily avoided. Life lessons and learning, what more could a reader possibly want from a blog?

            One final reason that this may be a fantastic idea is that people will recycle their plastic bottles more often, since it has a better use to it, rather than just be thrown away. Of course, plastic is a nonrenewable resource, and so though this does not seem to have any malicious effects on humans, nor have fungi developed a resistance to it, it will not be a permanent solution to solving this fungi problem.