So,
this guy from Popular Science made a homemade crossbow because he was
simulating a post-apocalyptic world where ammunition from guns would be scarce and
hard to retrieve. A crossbow or a composite bow would be perfect because it
packs a pretty high punch because it did put a hole through modern day “armor”
or at least a car door. The ammo would be easily recoverable and crafted if we
had either trees or just from scrap metal. Sure, the fire rate would not be optimal,
but it would be enough to, sorry for the video game term, kite the zombies and
continuously take them down one by one. After killing a multitude of them, if
they had any brains, they would move on and realize that it would not be worth
the time and energy chasing after you, kind of like a wolf.
Now, I
know the next thing you guys are probably thinking of is how cool you would be
portrayed, and since bowmen hide in the back, they would be cowards. Now, in
order to up the cool factor compared to swordsmen, think about The Hunger Games, was Finnick the main
character? No, he was not. Katniss was the main character, who had the bow as
her main weapon in an era of modern or even futuristic technology. Some more
tips can be modeled after the best rapper of all time, 2chainz. He wears not
one, but two chains. This doubles his overall cool factor and in general scare
factor. It would be difficult to dual wield a bow, but take a hint from the
night hunter class in Diablo III, it looks cool and wreaks a ton of damage.
To be
honest, I really do not think that this has even the slightest likelihood of
happening, but when it does, I’ll either go down blazing, full guns and glory,
but more likely I will be cowering in a corner wishing that it was a dream.
Normally I feel like I am cooler and collected than most, but when pressured, I
make impulsive decisions that I regret 90% of the time. I mean, peer pressure
works a lot of the time, and am I right? The best I would hope for is a group
of friends that I could travel with, because having people around makes things
less scary and overall just boosts morale.
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