Fabulous Rainbow Powers, ACTIVATE!

            As you are reading this right now, have you ever wondered about what the Wi-Fi signals, which are emanating from random places, you are using actually looked like? Well it is just speculation and it has no guarantee that this is what they actually look like, but the speculation makes them look fantastic, like Neo-Space from Yu-Gi-Oh or Confusion in the Pokemon games. I mean, it is really the only way to describe these waves, because it really looks like something out of a fantasy. Please note that the rainbow colors are pretty much there for aesthetic reasons.

            Scientists are wondering about how they can actually determine what they look like, and it kind of confuses me. There is only like a certain spectrum of light that all types of waves fall under, hey look, chemistry actually came in handy outside of chemistry, and this is amazing in itself. Seriously though, we know why the sky is blue and reasons why rainbows exist, and all types of waves and their lengths, including what they look like. Infrared waves, Ultraviolet waves, and microwaves, we know what they all look like, but when it comes to Wi-Fi signals, all of our learning has gone straight down the toilet drain, kind of like our tax money and my hopes and dreams. I mean, honestly, in the big picture of everything, it does not matter all that much, even I cannot think of ways it could be used, unless people want to find optimal spots for a Wi-Fi hotspot, or wanted to make a movie about how we are slowly dying because of our proximity to it, which would not make too bad of a storyline. It would be better than another certain movie with sparkling vampires, and it would be more colorful and interesting that would consist of much of the color spectrum than a movie consisting of fifty different shades of gray.

                Once these waves are located though, another important problem is, “What if these Wi-Fi signals are harmful to humans, or have a wavelength that is detrimental to the environment?” I really would like to say people would boycott it and force the distributors to shut it down, but seriously though, I highly doubt anyone with a computer is going to do anything, I mean, people already knowingly kill the environment. Knowing that a person’s favorite form of entertainment is harming the environment, it will be the same thing every time, everyone does this, do not even lie about it, we are going to say, “That is someone else’s problem,” This is the natural course of human thinking, even our government.